Help me sing at people (The ones who want me to).

Anyone who knows me knows how integral performing has been to my life. I've been on stage since Kindergarten and I've continued to inflict myself on innocent bystanders ever since. Throughout my years singing, acting, and sometimes dancing, I've found that the arts not only bring me great joy but they allow us to explore what makes us truly human. That's why I joined the Alexandria Singers. And because serenading my cats only goes so far. So, just like I used to ask random strangers at the dollar store for money to finance kidnapping a friend (including a get well card for him because I was always a considerate person while doing so), I'm once again asking for you to throw some change at us. It doesn't matter if you're my family, friend, an enemy who thinks my continued performing arts endeavors will somehow lead to my downfall, or a stranger who somehow ended up on this page, please help us continue to sing at people. Even if it's only a dollar or two, every little bit helps and enables us to continue to bring smiles to our audiences' faces, connect via song, and my cats get  reprieve from my constant harassment. (P.s., if you'd like better pictures of me performing, please take up my standing position with our Director Joe Cerutti, who keeps hiding me in the back. I've been assured it's because I'm tall but that seems a bit suspicious to me.)